❤Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away❤

❤Dear Friends❤

😅Sharing few jokes:😅

❤Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away❤

🌻I was in 10th; she was in 10th.

I was in 12th; she was in 12th.

I got BSc; she got BSc

I was doing MSc; she got married.

I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child.

I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children.

I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard

I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th

I have joined job; her daughter has joined college

And the greatest Irony!

Today is my engagement

And her daughter is my fiancée.🌻

🌹Read all the sentences in order

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is thirty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence.🌹

🍀A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of 

“Computer Hacking Investigator”

The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job?

Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.🍀

🌹If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style

If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law

If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention

If a Taylor makes a mistake, it’s a new style

If a teacher makes a mistake, it’s a new theory

But, if a student makes a mistake, it’s a Mistake.🌹

💕Kind Regards💕