😂🤣Humorous Queries and Funny Answers🤣😂

❤Dear Friends❤

🌻Happy Evening🌻

 

😍Sharing some funny word play questions and answers to make you smile😍

 

💜Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you. It will spread.💜

 

💛How do know that carrots are good for eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?💛

 

💙Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?

Kid: Lunch bell💙

 

💚What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A Barberque💚

 

🧡What kind of emotions do noses feel?

Nostalgia🧡

 

💜What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear💜

 

💛Where do boats go to when they get sick?

The dock💛

 

💙Why can’t our nose be 12 inches long?

Then it would be a foot.💙

 

💚What is easy to get into but difficult to get out of?

Trouble.💚

 

🧡Why did the barber win the race?

He took a shortcut🧡

 

💜Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He did not want to wake the sleeping pills.💜

 

💚Why do plants hate maths?

The plants are afraid of square roots.💚

 

💙What did the triangle tell circle?

You are pointless.💙

 

🧡What do you call dudes who love maths?

Algebros 🧡

 

💜💛Kind  Regards 💜💛

 

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