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A Student who got 0% Marks in Delhi Govt school, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast 👇

Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..

Ans. - In his Last Battle..

Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans. - Marriage..

Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans. - Liquid State..

Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???

Awesome Reply By Student :- " *Daaru K Glass Me..."* 

Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???

Answer :

Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, *"No man can be punished twice for same offence..."* 

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