Wonderfully Definitions*

*Wonderfully described definitions* 

 *CIGARETTE* : 
A pinch of tobacco, Rolled in paper, With fire at one end, And a fool at the other!

 *MARRIAGE* : 
It's an agreement, Wherein, A man loses his bachelors degree, And a woman gains her masters.

 *CONFERENCE* : 
The confusion of one man, Multiplied by the Number present.

 *COMPROMISE* : 
The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece.

 *TEARS* : 
The hydraulic force by which, Masculine will-power is Defeated by feminine water-power!

 *CLASSIC* : 
A book, Which people praise, But never read.

 *SMILE* : 
A curve That can set A lot of things straight!

 *OFFICE* : 
A place, Where you can relax, After your strenuous Home life.

 *YAWN* : 
The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth.

 *EXPERIENCE* : 
The name Men give To their Mistakes.

 *DIPLOMAT* : 
A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip.

 *OPTIMIST* : 
A person, Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

 *MISER* : 
A person Who lives poor, So that He can die RICH!

 *FATHER* : 
A banker Provided by Nature.

 *BOSS* : 
Someone Who is early 
When you are late And late When you are early.

 *POLITICIAN* : 
One who Shakes your hand before elections and  shakes your Confidence later.

 *DOCTOR* : 
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

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