Wonderfully Definitions*
*CIGARETTE* :
A pinch of tobacco, Rolled in paper, With fire at one end, And a fool at the other!
*MARRIAGE* :
It's an agreement, Wherein, A man loses his bachelors degree, And a woman gains her masters.
*CONFERENCE* :
The confusion of one man, Multiplied by the Number present.
*COMPROMISE* :
The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece.
*TEARS* :
The hydraulic force by which, Masculine will-power is Defeated by feminine water-power!
*CLASSIC* :
A book, Which people praise, But never read.
*SMILE* :
A curve That can set A lot of things straight!
*OFFICE* :
A place, Where you can relax, After your strenuous Home life.
*YAWN* :
The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth.
*EXPERIENCE* :
The name Men give To their Mistakes.
*DIPLOMAT* :
A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip.
*OPTIMIST* :
A person, Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
*MISER* :
A person Who lives poor, So that He can die RICH!
*FATHER* :
A banker Provided by Nature.
*BOSS* :
Someone Who is early
When you are late And late When you are early.
*POLITICIAN* :
One who Shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence later.
*DOCTOR* :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!
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