Be proud to be a Mumbaikar
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2. Mumbai - the only city where people no matter what language, religion and caste, express frustration with a word, *'chyayla'*๐
3. The only place where even bus conductor motivates us saying, *_"เคเคฒा เคเคฒा เค เคฆाเคฆा เค เคคाเค เคชुเคขे เคเคฒा"!_*๐
4. For Mumbaikars - Burger bole toh bakwaas, *Vada Pav* bole toh _jhakaas_.๐๐ป
5. Mumbaikars - we will stand in empty trains and will fight for seat in crowded ones. ๐ค
6. Mumbai - A city where people come to make their career and end up making their life. ๐
7. A city with blend of different people and three things, *'pudhil station', 'agla station', and 'next station'*๐
8. Slow local trains - the one which halts at all stations
Fast trains - the one which halts in between stations.๐
9. *Everything is fair in love, war and local trains*.
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10. You never say you are angry. You say *"dimaag ka Kachra ho gaya hai"*๐
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11. Mumbaikar to auto wala - Sakinaka chaloge? Auto wala - nahi. Mumbaikar - saale Dubai chalega? ๐
12. Some words we used often - *waat lagayi, aai shapath, pandu, faadu, , party to banti hai, kat le, jhol, ek number*.☺
13. Local trains are the only place in Mumbai where men are more civilized than women.๐
14. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Mumbai, *_we drive on what is left of the road_*.๐๐๐
15. That awesome moment when in local trains you don't have to move towards the exit, you are simply _taken_ towards it by the crowd.๐
16. While giving directions you say right / left maaro aur waahan pe ek bridge girega.๐
17. If Borivali passenger gets into a Virar fast train, that's a *serious crime* boss. ๐ณ๐ซ
18. Once you survive in a Mumbai local during journey from VT to Kalyan or vice versa during peak hours, you can survive anywhere in the world. ๐
19. Train timings (7.27, 8.49 etc) are really important events of life.☝๐ป
20. In every local train journey you will find at least one person asking _"arey yeh platform kis taraf aayega?"_๐
21. No salsa, hiphop, moon walk, B'boying or jazz can beat our visarjan dance. ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ป
22. No Starbucks Coffee can beat off our *cutting chai.* ☕๐
23. Nobody remains *"untouched"* once you enter Virar / Karjat fast local. ๐
24. 99% fast trains halt at Goregaon station, but still not indicated...๐
25. We dont understand "humko and tumko". We prefer *"tereko and mereko"* ๐คฃ
26. Second class ticket Rs 10 and first class ticket Rs 110. No difference. You can't sit in either. ๐
27. Getting a Virar fast train๐
from Andheri / Borivali during peak hours is more difficult than getting admission into IIT and IIM.๐
28. Aur yahan Mumbai mein ghadi⌚ sab ke pas hai, lekin time kisi ke pas nahi hai.
Yeh hai Mumbai Meri Mumbai , Meri Jaan.... And am proud to be a Mumbaikar.... ๐
*_Cheers!_*
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