PUN and FUN of the English language.

*When you have nothing better to do,*

*Just try answers for these...*

1. If poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

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2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is "Unplanned"?

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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

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5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses.

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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

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*Still have time to fun..?*

*Let's try this*

Six Great Confusions

Which are still unresolved

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1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,

but not in refrigerator?

4.  Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

*Well...*

*Try this now*

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!

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-Wonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

-How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

-If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

-If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

-How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

-Why are goods sent by *Ship* called CARGO, and those sent by *Truck* SHIPMENT?

-Why do we put cups in the "Dishwasher" and the dishes in the "Cupboard"?

-Why do doctors "Practice" medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

-Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

-How come Noses run and Feet smell?

-Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

-What are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

We can never find the answers,

Can we..??

So just enjoy the PUN and FUN of the English language. 🤪