Lie Vs LIAR

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**Lie Vs LIAR*

*An 83-year-old elderly woman, lying on the bed, said to her 87-year-old elderly husband: *

*"Listen.....I just looked out the window and thought the garage light was on. Will you go and turn off the garage light ?"*

*The old man got up from the bed with great difficulty, opened a window and saw five or six thieves trying to break into his garage door.*

 

*The elder called the nearest police station from there:*

*"Look......write my address. We're the only two elderly husband and wife at home. Right now five or six burglars are breaking into our garage door. Send a police team quickly."*

 

*From the other side came the dispatcher's voice:*

*"We've written your address. We don't have any free teams right now. As soon as we get in touch with a team, I'll send them to your home."*

 

*Hearing this, the elders were disappointed but on the other hand, thieves were still engaged in breaking the lock of the garage.*

*Two minutes later, the elder again called the police station: *

*"Listen.....there's no need to send anyone now. I've shot all five thieves." *

 

*There was panic on the other side of the line. *

*Within five minutes, a police team, along with a helicopter, a paramedic, three doctors and two ambulances, reached the old man's house.  *

*The 5 thieves were soon overpowered and arrested.*

*Later the in-charge of the police team reached the elder and said:*

*"You said that you shot those five thieves, but we caught them alive ?"*

 

*The old man replied: *

*"And you also said that none of your teams were free."*

*Don't underestimate Senior Citizens !*

*(This story is worth re-visiting for senior citizens like us)*

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