Stories.. Whys?

Dear Friends 

1. *Today I donated my watch, phone and  R500 to a poor guy. You don't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.๐Ÿ˜ฌ*

2. *I miss times when I was working at the zoo. My boss fired me just because I left the lion's gate open. I mean who would steal a lion?๐Ÿคญ*

3. *I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.โ€œ Then I said, "turn left".๐Ÿคจ*
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*EVER WONDER- WHY๐Ÿค”....*

*๐Ÿ™„Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get to the Pharmacy for their prescriptions   while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?๐Ÿค”*

*๐Ÿ™„Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and yet get a diet coke?๐Ÿค”*
 *๐Ÿ™„Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?๐Ÿค”*

*๐Ÿ™„Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?๐Ÿค”*

*๐Ÿ™„Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ*

๐Ÿ™„Why don't you ever see the headline *'Psychic Wins Lottery'?๐Ÿซข*

๐Ÿ™„Why is *'abbreviated'* such a long word?๐Ÿง

๐Ÿ™„Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do *'practice'?๐Ÿ˜‡*

*๐Ÿ™„Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?*๐Ÿคช

*๐Ÿ™„Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?*๐Ÿ˜”

๐Ÿ™„Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the *rush hour?*๐Ÿ˜

*๐Ÿ™„Why didn't Noah swat those two damned mosquitoes?๐Ÿค”*

*๐Ÿ™„Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ๐Ÿค”*

๐Ÿ™„You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
*Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??*๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ™„Why don't sheep shrink when it rains, whereas Sweaters of Wool, does?๐Ÿคช

๐Ÿ™„Why are they called apartments *when they are all stuck together?*๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ™„If flying is so safe, *why do they call the airport the terminal?*

๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜‹ *We all need to smile every once in a while.* ๐Ÿ˜œ

 *A Day Without Laughter* is a
*DAY Wasted*
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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