Just Keep Smiling π₯²
Enjoy some humor
π Humour
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said - Cheque books duly signed.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars.
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Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A : A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Q : Why dogs don't marry?
A : Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Q: What's the similarity between mother & wife?
A : One woman brings you into the world crying *&* the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life.
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What's the difference between a good secretary and
a personal secretary?
One says "Good morning, boss".
The other says "It's morning, boss."
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Keep smiling
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