Just Keep Smiling 🥲

Dear Friends
Enjoy some humor


😁 Humour 
I asked my new girlfriend  what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books duly signed. 
😄😅
The easiest way to make  your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars. 
😁😄
Q: What's the difference between 
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A : A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
😅😁
Definition of Nurse :  
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute 
and then expects your pulse  to be normal.
😧😁
Q : Why dogs don't marry?
A :  Because they are already leading  a  dog's life!
😛😄
Q: What's the similarity between mother & wife?
A : One woman brings you into the world crying *&* the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life. 
😎😧
What's the difference between a good secretary and 
a personal secretary?
One says "Good morning, boss". 
The other says "It's morning, boss."  
😃😃😃
Keep smiling

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