Laugh Out Loud🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Happy Weekend
Laugh Out Loud
*Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...*
*Ordered 2 cups of coffee*
*and then took out sandwiches from their briefcases to eat...*
*Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...*
*The lawyers quietly looked at each other and*
*EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!*
*( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...👏👏👏👏🎓*
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*Prize winning message of the year.*
*Boss : Where were you born ..?*
Sardar : *India ..*
Boss : which part ..?
Sardar : *What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.*
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*Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.*
Sardar 1: *What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.*
Sardar 2 : *Don’t worry, I have one more.*
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ..?
*Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.*
Sardar : *Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.*
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*Sardar : U cheated me.*
Shopkeeper : *No, I sold a good radio to u.*
Sardar : *Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘*
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*Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?*
*Sardar : ZEBRA*
Teacher : *How?*
Sardar : *Bcoz it is Black & White*
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company ..
*Manager : Do U know MS Office .?*
*Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.*
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Sardar : *Doctor .!! My Son swallowed a key.*
Doctor : *When .?*
Sardar : *3 Months Ago*
Dr : *What were u doing till now .?*
*Sardar : We were using duplicate key*
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*Sardarji made a call to airport "How long is the journey from India to America .?"*
*Girl : One second sir ...*
*Sardarji : Thanks .!!*
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*Teacher : How does the hen comes out of the egg ..?*
Sardarji : *Oye ..that is not a big question .. madam .. the big question is .. how the hen went inside the egg ..!!*
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*One tourist from USA asked : Any great man born in this village?*
*Sardarji : No sir, only small babies .!!*
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*A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage ..*
*Ring master : Anybody can do that?*
*Sardar : Oye .. I can .. first .. take the lion out .!!*
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*Sardar : Doctor, In my dreams .. rats play football every night..*
*Dr : OK .. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.*
*Sardarji : can i start from tomorrow ?*
*Dr : why?*
*Sardar : Bcoz today is FINAL .!!*
*Keep Smiling ..😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Kind Regards
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