Happy Sunday

Dear Friends

Enjoy the Humor

INDIAN HUSBAND in a good mood.... 

"Darling, remember 40 years ago I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black and white television and a bicycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 year old beautiful girl. 

Now I own a luxurious centrally air conditioned penthouse, 4 LED big screen televisions and a limousine but 

I have to live with a 65 year old woman..."

WIFE: "Do not worry darling. Just find yourself a 25 year old beautiful woman and I will make sure that you go back to a rented one room apartment, 

a table fan, a black and white television and a bicycle in no time....!!"

😜😝😜

Women Rock!!👍👍👍👍

Laugh...

Ordinary questions but  brilliant answers! 

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Bablu: 13th October 

Which year?

Bablu : EVERY YEAR

😬😆

Manager asked Bablu at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Bablu replyed: 

P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

👳

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Bablu :

Any great man born in this village???

Bablu : no sir, only small Babies!!!

😜😨

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

So Bablu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.

😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Bablu : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

😝😜✌

Bablu : My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Bablu : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

🙌👉😝😁

Bablu : I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Bablu : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

💘😜😝

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Bablu : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

😘😍

Bablu in airplane going to Bombay ..

While it's landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Bablu : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

😳👂💨😂

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Bablu : "All are born on government holidays...!!!

😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple

Bablu : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

👏✋😜😝✨

keep smiling!!

 *Japanese  Proverb*

If One Can Do,

_You Can Do._

If No One Can Do,

*_You Must Do._*

*Indian  Proverb*

If One Can Do,

_Let Him Do._

If No One Can Do,

_God will do_

*Government Proverb*

If One Can Do, 

_Don't Let Him Do._

If No One Can  Do,

_*What can I do*_  ?

🤦🏻🤠🤡👻

Kind Regards