New Week Humor

Dear friends

*Read and Enjoy*
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*Height of Fashion*
Lungi with a zip. 

*Height of Laziness*
Asking lift for morning walk.

*Height of Craziness*
Get blank paper xeroxed.

*Height of Honesty*
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
 
*Height of De-Hydration*
Cow giving milk powder.

*Height of Hope*
A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.

*Height of Stupidity*
Looking through key hole of a glass door.

*Height of Suicide Attempt*
A person jumps from the footpath on the road.

*Height of Attitude*
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.
_*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

*AND*

*THE ULTIMATE ONE*

*Height Of Work Pressure*
" An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office "
😅😂ðŸĪĢ😅😂ðŸĪĢ

Don't laugh alone.... 
Have a great day!

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