🤣😂Punny Lines🤣😂

❤Dear Friends❤

🌹🌻I wish you a Lovely New Year Eve to u🌹🌻

 

😍I have decided to introduce some humor in this blog😍

💚A pun is a joke that makes a play on words.💚

💛A pun makes use of words that have more than one meaning, or words that sound similar but have different meanings, to humorous effect. 💛

💜Puns rely on several types of words to work.💜

🧡Words that are similar in spelling, sound or meaning, such as homophones, homonyms, and homographs. 🧡

💕Sharing few one liner puns and laugh loudly.💕

💛Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat? 

A: Square meals!💛

 

 

💚Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner? 

A: Because they already 8!💚

 

💙Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? 

A: Mothematics.💙

 

 

💜Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? 

A: Student: You told me not to use

 tables.💜

 

 

🧡Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? 

A: To reach the high notes.🧡

 

💛Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? 

A: So, what's your point!💛

 

💚Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? 

A: Student: I didn't even know

 it was sick!💚

 

💙Q: What is the capital of Washington? 

A: The W!💙

 

💜Q: Teacher: Where is the English Channel? 

A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up! 💜

 

🧡Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world? 

A: A stamp! 🧡

 

💛Q: Where do pencils come from? 

A: Pennsylvania!💛

 

😍Please watch

https://youtu.be/-89O7IxDqJ0😍

 

💙💚Happy  Night💙💚

 

💜🧡Kind Regards💜🧡

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